Enter Metal Amy

It wasn't enough. No matter how hard she tried, it was never enough.

In the brisk morning sunlight, a pink hedgehog spent her early hours with her gloved palms pressed to the ground, her smooth arms glistening with sweat as she lifted and lowered her body with strained, panting numbers rising in slow succession.

"Twelve... Thirteen... F-Fourteen..."

It wasn't long before her chest met flat with the forest floor, her red mini dress getting mildly dirty from the landing. Rolling onto her back, the girl sighed from the exertion, her arms resting over her eyes and her legs splayed out. As her heaving chest matched pace with her heavy breathing, she thought back to what caused her to begin training.

Not a single event, but multiple came about before her eyes. Her dear friend Sally, who fought off a pair of robots to rescue her, ended up getting her arms pinned and her belly beaten furiously. She could still remember Sally's agonizing grunts and weakly exhales as her ability to breathe was systematically pounded out of her lithe form.

While Sally was able to win that fight, this would only happen again when Blaze, another dear friend, ended up being captured. To keep the pink hedgehog safe, Blaze allowed herself to be made an example of. Her shirt torn off and her limbs stretched out, she was put on display to the resistance as she was whipped a dozen times every hour for a week.

This war against the robots would only get more and more brutal. She had to keep up, she had to get stronger to help protect her friends. Whatever training it would take, whatever endurance it would require, she would see it through.

"...Because I'm Amy Rose, I don't give up easily in the face of bad guys!" Amy declared, finishing her thought out loud to the forest. Only birds and squirrels heard her, it seemed. The hedgehog looked around at the sound of flapping wings and scampering paws, her voice apparently startling the peace surrounding her.

With a sigh, Amy sat up and dusted her dress off. However her interest shifted to a strange sound that began to draw closer to her. A whistling sound... From above? The pinkette looked up, only to quickly scramble aside as some kind of object fell right where she sat, the loud impact and ensuing dust cloud both deafening and blinding her for a brief moment.

"What was--" Amy struggled between coughs to speak, only for a metallic hand to seize her throat tightly, the arm attached to it easily moving upwards to lift the hedgehog off her feet. The dust began to clear away as Amy valiantly punched at the arm holding her and kicked her legs about wildly, though it accomplished little more than tiring herself out and spending precious oxygen on the exertion.

Finally, there was a window in the settling dust cloud that enabled Amy to see her attacker. Standing before her was her own self, but staring at her through black eyes and glowing green irises. Her arms were made of sleek metal with what appeared to be Piko Piko Hammers for bracers, and while her red dress was nearly identical to Amy's own, her silver legs and red plated boots only served to match her arms.

Needless to say, Amy had... Questions. Quite a few, in fact, about the design of this particular bot. The only conclusion she could come to was that this was another of the Metal series, in this case a Metal Amy. Amy reeled back her fist to swing again, only to find herself thrown over the robot's shoulder and to the ground, rolling frantically with her momentum until she stopped just short of the base of a tree.

"What... Do you want...?" Amy managed to choke out as she gripped her throat and stand up. In lieu of a verbal response, the pink hedgehog was instead forced to duck under a flying punch, which completely ripped the tree from the stump on impact. Watching the towering lumber hit the ground in horror, Amy scrambled to run away, only for one of her tail to be seized.

"Wha? Let go of me, you cree-aaaaagh!" she tried to object to being grabbed, only for her body to stiffen as an electric charge emptied from Metal Amy's hand into her body through her tail. Soon going limp, Amy was pulled back into Metal Amy and held in a reverse bear hug. Two thick forearms crossed over her stomach, pressing hard into her red dress and forcing Amy to cough up saliva.

Before the hedgehog could attempt any form of escape, she was released only long enough to be grabbed by her dress and thrown across the ground once more. Grunting and groaning as she traveled, Amy eventually came to a stop... Only for Metal Amy to once again pick her up and throw her about like a rag doll.

Amy flopped hard against the unforgiving dirt, soon sitting up on her knees and raising her palms passively to the approaching Metal Amy.

"W-Wait... Hang on... Can't we talk about this... Please?" panted out the weary girl, only for Metal Amy to interlock her hands with Amy's own... Easily tightening her grip and tilting her hands forward, forcing Amy's own hands back until a painful crack was heard in her wrists. Amy screamed in pain and shook her head, with her only mercy from the pain coming from her mechanical double lifting her up with ease.

For a moment, Amy made eye contact with her attacker. There were no emotions to be found in her gaze or face. Her pleading expression seemed to speak volumes, as for the first time, Metal Amy spoke as if to answer her question.

"Primary mission: test internal battery life in combat with Amy Rose. Parameters: prolong battle and detect signs of overheat or power drain."

The voice was soulless, but slightly feminine. There was no remorse to be found in her words, only that Metal Amy desired the pinkette to fight her for some length of time... But this wasn't a battle. As Amy's hands were released, she continued to remind herself over and over. It wasn't a battle. It was an example. A display of how far she still had to go before she could truly be of any help to her friends.

As Amy had begun to fall, a metal knee swung up into her crotch at high speed, the force enough to halt her downward momentum entirely for a moment. Before she could cry out, a palm thrust struck her in the stomach to lift her higher in the air, followed by a jumping uppercut to her chin to spin her about.

What was this? A fighting game? She was being juggling helplessly through the air, unable to defend herself or even be aware of what was happening. Amy almost fell face-first into the dirt, but two hands shot out and grabbed her ankles. Still woozy, Amy watched as her limp arms hung under her, her hands and wrists brushing against what was almost her landing zone.

A metal leg soon lashed out, a hard left kick to Amy's exposed navel, as her positioning caused her dress to fall down to her breasts, leaving most of her body plenty visible. A right kick soon followed, with Amy jerking from the recoil of the hard strike. Another left, followed by two rights. Metal Amy was practically dancing in place as she kicked any remaining fight out of the pink hedgehog.

Finally, she lifted Amy up and released her ankles, only to wrap her arms around her waist and clamp her knees around her head. Before she could even voice her pleas for mercy, Amy found herself driven head-first into the ground hard enough to completely knock her out. The robot released her, allowing Amy to crumple to the ground before her.

Seizing Amy's hair and forcing her up to a standing position, Metal Amy noted no overheat signs yet. She needed more testing, however. A few slaps across the mobian girl's face eventually woke her, but as she was still coming around, Metal Amy promptly trapped her in a bear hug.

"Hnnngh... N-No... No more..." Amy pleaded as she looked down at Metal Amy, who buried her face in Amy's chest before jumping high into the sky. Amy screamed in fear, only for her screams to be cut short when the two plummeted into a river. Metal Amy landed firmly on her feet at the bottom of the river, her arms still wrapped around a struggling Amy Rose.

Bubbles began to escape from Amy's lips as she shook her head wildly, still struggling valiantly to escape and get some much needed oxygen into her lungs. However it was not long before Metal Amy suddenly tightened her hold, causing Amy's face to turn different shades of blue and purple. Time was running out, and her lungs felt as if they were on fire.

She needed to breathe somehow, anyhow... But there was no escape. Seeing that Amy was still trying, however, Metal Amy decided to shift one of her arms upward to place one hand on the back of her head, seemingly embracing her in the process. Wasting no time, Metal Amy loosened her grip and drove her knee deep into the drowning mobian's belly, keeping it dug deep as the robot watching a thick trail of bubbles flow freely from Amy's gaping mouth.

Holding Amy by her shoulders, Metal Amy waited a few moments longer to ensure the helpless girl was indeed drowning before flying to the surface using thrusters under her feet. Once the two broke free of the river, Metal Amy promptly dumped the hedgehog to the ground unceremoniously as she continued to fly higher into the air. Eventually the sinister robot changed course and flew down at the drowned girl laying flat on her back with limbs splayed around her.

"HURGGGHGHHH!" gargled Amy as two feet stomped heavily into her stomach, seemingly to crack the very ground under her body. The impact was intense enough to cause the hedgehog to vomit all the water she had ingested while submerged in a violent upheaval, leaving her a twitching mess afterwards.

Seeing an opportunity, Metal Amy stepped off the defeated pinkette before reaching down with both hands to grab the torso of her dress. In a single motion, the two hands moved away from each other and ripped the wet fabric apart with no effort. Amy's dress was backless, and so she wasn't keen on wearing a bra... Leaving her breasts totally free and exposed to Metal Amy.

Changing her grip to the two soft orbs, Metal Amy squeezed tightly before lifting Amy's upper body from the ground. The weight of her body tugging on her sensitive boobs, Amy groaned weakly with what little remained in her to react with... However, this was met with an electric surge.

Once more just as before, Amy's body was wracked with wave after wave of electric currents, forcing her body to twitch and jerk about entirely beyond her control. Noticing a warning in her systems, Metal Amy released the smoking body of her victim and ran an internal diagnostic... Finding she had indeed begun to overheat.

It was time to make her report. Stepping over Amy's body, making sure to step on the hedgehog's belly as she did so, Metal Amy marched off before taking flight to inform the Empire of her discovery. Eventually, the birds and squirrels returned, seeing Amy Rose lying motionless on the ground save for the whimpering, ragged breaths she managed to squeeze through her destroyed form.

She tried to get stronger with everything she had in her, but in the end...

It wasn't enough. No matter how hard she tried, it was never enough.

Toughest Pinkette

Loud cheers filled an arena, a crowd surrounding a fairly small circular mat. A sturdy cage was wrapped around the mat, two doors on opposing sides granting entry. Two young women made their way to the arena to fulfill a challenge.

Amy Rose prided herself in being a physically powerful female protagonist with green eyes and experience training under a strong fighter to make herself able to help her friends, with her pink hair and red clothes serving as a sort of trademark to her appearance.

What she didn't realize was she shared these traits with another. A human named Sakura Haruno. It was argued left and right which of the two was stronger, faster, and overall better. As a result, a match was booked. They were both stripped down and searched for weapons (something Rouge took great pleasure in conducting in earnest), then given a single pair of tight black spats to wear.

While they were given padded gloves to prevent damage to their knuckles from punching, they were both informed that all forms of attack were legal. The only way to win would be by knockout, and beyond eye gouging and bone breaking, there were also no rules.

The two entered the ring from opposite sides, approaching each other in the center to size each other up. Sakura was two feet taller, a common difference between humans and mobians. They shook hands after a moment of silence, only for Amy to pull the taller girl closer.

"Wanna make this interesting?" Amy whispered, causing Sakura's eyebrow to raise curiously, "I've been needing a maid for a while now. How about the loser becomes the winner's slave for a couple months?"

"Hmm..." Sakura looked over the hedgehog's nude upper body for a brief moment before grinning, "You said interesting, so we'll make it interesting. A year. One whole year."

"Deal." Amy agreed as she squeezed Sakura's hand, Sakura doing the same in return. The two backed away, fists raised, as the bell rang. Amy was prepared to earn herself a maid, and she wasted no time in moving in for a quick win.

Sakura moved her arms to block repeated jabs and swings from the hedgehog, finding herself being pushed back until her bare back pressed against the cold metal cage. Her body tensing and her focus shifting for only a moment, Sakura soon cried out as a fist came crashing against her crotch, Amy aiming low due to the height difference. The taller girl fell to her knees, only for her head to bob left and right as repeated punches to her face connected with ease.

Amy was using Sakura as a speed bag by this point, finally stopping to let her collapse to the mat. With one hand between Sakura's shoulder blades and the other gripping her lycra-garbed butt as the hedgehog drove a knee into the taller girl's side.

Sakura groaned as her body jerked slightly from the impact, doing so again as Amy repeated the strike. Amy pushed against Sakura, rolling her onto her back with her arms and legs splayed about. Standing over her, Amy firmly planted her foot against the waistline of Sakura's shorts and raised her fists in victory.

The fight was far from over, but Amy wanted to bask in her dominance and the crowd loved it. However, Sakura used this moment to grab Amy's leg and roll over, pulling the hedgehog down and causing her face to roughly hit the mat with a thud. Sakura sat on Amy's rump and kept her face down against the mat with one hand gripping the back of her head. With her free hand, Sakura dug her fingernails between the smaller girl's shoulder blades and raked ever so slowly downwards, feeling Amy desperately trying to buck her off while screaming into the mat.

Finally reaching the small of her back, Sakura lifted Amy's head by her hair before ramming her face back down to the mat. Knowing Amy had been dazed, Sakura repeated this action, feeling the smaller body jerking under her from the impact. A third hit was enough, causing Sakura to roll Amy over and look down into her glossy eyes.

She wasn't knocked out yet, so Sakura had to keep up the offense. Seizing Amy's wrists, Sakura stood up and brought the hedgehog up with her, walking her over to the cage wall and slamming her back against it. The crowd cheered as Sakura punched Amy in the gut, pressuring her against the cold metal. Amy folded, only for a forearm swing to turn her head and knock saliva from her lips.

The hedgehog wearily looked back at Sakura, only for a backhanded glove to slap her head in the opposite direction. She began to slump against the cage wall as her shoulders were held and a knee dug deep into the waistline of her shorts, daring Amy to throw up as her vision became blurry. Sakura used her height to her advantage as she grabbed Amy's wrists and pinned them over her head with one hand, her other hand tugging up on the hedgehog's shorts in a frontal wedgie.

"I think I know just what I'll do to you." Sakura whispered to Amy before letting go of her shorts and jabbing at her midriff. She struck Amy again and again, watching the helpless pink mobian bounce in place, her boobs smacking against each other as her upper body jerked from the repeated blows.

Sakura leaned in close to Amy as she pressed her upper leg between Amy's own legs, making the hedgehog moan weakly. Gentle whispers entered Amy's ear, the soft voice and rubbing sensation between her legs making her blush wildly. However her eyes widened and face paled as she heard of Sakura's cruel intentions for her upon defeating her in this match.

Before Amy could respond, a knee found her crotch. She howled in pain as Sakura turned and pulled her away from the cage, pushing her to the center of the ring and watching her collapse while tenderly rubbing her most private area. She began to slowly rise to her feet, but a swinging foot caught her across the face, snapping her head to the side. She turned back to Sakura, her head bobbing and her eyes rolling back.

Sakura grinned as Amy face planted against the mat, her butt sticking into the air in a humiliating pose. The crowd cheered wildly as Sakura cracked her knuckles. Seizing a handful of hair, she pulled Amy back up to her feet, shaking her head about to waken her. The hedgehog's lip had started to bleed, and her eyes were barely open. Her bare navel showed signs of bruising, and her wobbly legs barely supported her.

With relative ease, Sakura gripped Amy's shorts while wrapping an arm around her head, lifting the beaten girl up and falling backwards to slam her back against the mat. Amy flopped lifelessly, putting up no resistance as Sakura's legs began to wrap around her neck. Sakura had sat down on Amy's collarbone, her thighs now scissoring tightly around Amy's neck with her ankles crossed.

The hedgehog's choking screams were muffled by the spandex crotch pressed against her face, with Sakura steadying herself with one arm while the other reached back, her fingers pinching and playing with Amy's nipple. At this point, Sakura simply waited as the screams died down, the struggles ended, and even twisting the nipple resulted in no activity.

Sakura stood up, looking down at the sleeping hedgehog before stepping on her breasts and raising her arms in victory. The crowd cheered, and the bet was sealed. Amy was now Sakura's, and would be at her mercy for an entire year. Her mind was ablaze with ideas and scenarios of what she would put the poor girl through...

And she knew it'd make for the best year ever.

THANKS FOR THE 500 VIEWS

Commission by Amortem-kun

Thanks to everyone for helping Punished Mobians reach the 500 views mark! ...Even if we are currently approaching the 600 mark at the time of this post.

Got a Cornered entry and a short story lined up to be posted soon, so I hope you enjoy the added content!

Hope to see everyone at the 1000 views milestone! ...Though if I'd actually post stories more frequently than once a week maybe the blog would actually have more attention.

Maybe. Just maybe.

Also, just a heads up on where I've been lately. I have been popping around to other locations to try spreading some content out, and now that that is done, I return to bring some more stories to my viewers.

Currently my very first Original Character I have ever made now has an F-List profile. She isn't a mobian, but rather a majin from the Dragon Ball Z series who was provided to me by Xenoverse's character creator. If you are interested in seeing her getting beat or dishing the pain, let me know.

Majin Amy's Profile

Aside from that, I have also decided to add some favorites to my DeviantArt gallery and I may relocate some non-ryona stories there to focus the blog more on ryona activities. In fact, it could be a good place to post Xenoverse and Dead Or Alive 5 content, so there is plenty of content while the blog retains its theme. Also, if you want me to commission certain artists or go for certain commissions, leave me a note and we can discuss it.

Furryona's DeviantArt Account

Last but not least, I have a new type of ryona content to try out, and there will be a poll regarding it momentarily. Scroll down to the following post and take a look at an experiment I'm trying in the audio ryona genre. Or niche. It should be a genre.

That said, there is more on the way! Stay tuned for another Cornered entry and a short story involving a new addition to the mobian lineup, Sticks The Badger!

Boxed Bat

The scenario involves Fiona The Fox having caught Rouge The Bat. Rouge is currently tied up in a boxing ring in Fiona's basement and is getting boxed relentlessly by the sassy fox... Where is she being struck? What is she wearing? How is she tied up, what position? Use your imagination, and enjoy the sounds of pain.

Pop up an image and look it over while the sounds play in the background if you prefer, make up your own little scenario if you'd rather. The sounds will be here for whatever you desire to use them for.

Have fun!

Punished Mobians Will Continue!

Artist unknown... But maybe listed on the lower right-hand corner, on the tape.

So I was contacted by Google through my Gmail that the regulations for content posted in Blogger is going to change somewhat. Those with pornographic content posted just for the sake of pornography will see reduced traffic due to the site no longer being accessible through searching.

Meaning the only people who will be able to view the blog are those who see a directly posted link of it. That got me kinda down.

I considered quitting out of the blog, letting the new rules of Blogger doom it to obscurity. Maybe I'd start typing out stories on DeviantArt, in the face of a large crowd who would greet such work with disdain...

But I saw that I surpassed the 500 viewing mark, and I decided that giving up on creating content for this blog would be an injustice. I owe it to the people who brought this blog to the 500 mark to continue creating content.

As such, I altered the picture for Punished Princess to a SFW (safe for work) picture, and to my knowledge, it was the only one in need of change. I am going to continue to produce content for this blog, and I hope to one day greet everyone with smiles and cheers at the 1000-view milestone!

There are plenty of mobian ladies out there who have been thoroughly punished, slightly punished, or not punished at all. The only way to fix that is to spread the love! More ryona is on the way in March, more reviews, more Cornered entries, a picture commission to celebrate the 500 views, and even the beginnings of a full ongoing story!

Punished Mobians will continue to spread mobian ryona onwards! I hope to see you all in March! 

Thanks for sticking with me this long!

Sonic Boom Review: Episode 2

Our second episode is titled "Can an Evil Genius Crash on your Couch for a Few Days?" which is quite the mouthful. Unfortunately. this episode is as painfully filler as you can imagine. This was written by Doug Lieblich, the same guy who did the teleplay for the previous episode. I don't watch a lot of television so I'm not sure if this is a thing or not, but yes. The episodes are written by different people. I doubt they even talk to each other or watch previous episodes when writing the new ones. Well, let's see how this totally not overused episode setup goes down.

Is Tails' couch... Suspended? Is it part couch, part porch swing? I want one.

The episode begins at Sonic's house... Or Tails' house... Okay, I'll be honest, I don't know which lives where. In this episode we'll see that Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks live elsewhere. But in this episode and onwards, I have a hard time telling if Sonic and Tails are roommates or live in their own houses. If this house belongs to only one of them, then why are both of them sleeping on couches? Mobians have beds, right? Right?



However, the sound of a pounding on the door wakes Sonic (eventually) from his slumber in the middle of the night. Who could it be? What could possibly be so important that it couldn't wait for a sensible hour of the following day?

Hey, hi, umm... Sorry about the plane?

Okay, I know we're a little early, but I need to give a brief lesson on proper writing. Cause and effect, consequential actions and reactions, these are important aspects to writing a good story. Eggman wants to crash at Sonic's (or Tails') place for a few nights due to his evil lair being destroyed. WHY would Sonic ever allow this, knowing that Eggman tried to murder Tails twice in cold blood in the previous episode? He almost pulled it off the first time! Remember my theory about Sonic and Eggman being bitter neighbors? Keep that in mind throughout this episode.

So, why do mobians build their doors big enough for humans anyway?

So, attempted murder and destruction of private property aside, Sonic just... Agrees. He even trusts Eggman's word about not hurting him or Tails in their sleep. The guy is supposed to be a ruthless conqueror, and you are inviting him to your home in a TRENCH. COAT. He even brings Orbot and Cubot along, who could have hidden weapons installed in their bodies! But Sonic just lets it all slide. Surely a man who lied in the previous episode won't be up to anything dastardly now. What could possibly happen?

When you see what they see, you'll agree with Sticks.

The following day, we get an establishing shot of the area which doesn't look that bad, really. However, the group stops by to visit, promptly reacting with common sense towards Eggman's presence. What is odd is that the picture you are seeing kind of displays what is wrong with this scenario. I am well aware of there being no continuity, and yet I still find myself yelling at Sonic that Eggman is frickin' EVIL and even ignoring what happened before, he should still know better! Common! Sense! But to be fair, this does lead into one of the few chuckle-worthy moments in the episode.


Eggman considers his own pajamas, despite the pink coloring, to be evil pajamas. Why is that, you might ask? Well...

Bet you weren't expecting a photo of Eggman's pajama bottom on a blog like this, huh?

Because they have a "trap door" on the back. The sad thing is I don't know whether to chuckle at the joke, or chuckle at the fact they consider this guy a real threat to the world.

Inventor. Technician. Engineer. And chef, apparently.

So the team obviously demands to know why Eggman is there, but Sonic informs them that Tails said he could stay-wait. Tails said he could... Tails said Eggman could stay?! Sonic was the one who agreed to it! Was he so tired that he mixed up a conversation for an out-of-body experience?! Focus, writer! Focus! In the natural flow of nemesis-turned-roommate formulas, Eggman makes some pretty unreasonable demands regarding food, which Sticks rightfully claims is all an evil plot of some sort. Honestly, she makes a very sound point and is only ignored because of her primary character trait; overactive paranoia.

You know what time it is? It's breakfast o'clock. Scram.

Amy believes the group would be no better than Eggman if they kicked him out, and Tails figures Eggman may not be so bad after all. He just immediately jumps to this conclusion after having Eggman over for, for all the viewing audience is aware, six or seven hours. Somehow, Eggman asking for help makes him worth trusting right away. Well. Let's see how it goes. Brace yourselves.

When you can't tell his "I'm so happy" smile from his "I just ate your goldfish" smile, you don't invite him for a sleepover.

So do all mobians sleep with their accessories on? Wouldn't they get sweaty
or nasty after a while? Seriously, Tails is even wearing his goggles! Why?!

Naturally, everything goes awry. Eggman is always initiating pillow fights, dirtying the house and messing with Tails' concentration as a result. He fills the fridge with locked containers of food much to Sticks' annoyance... But she doesn't live there, so why should she care...? And of course, Eggman is a very loud snorer. But I will admit the evil sleep laughing was kinda funny to discover. I wonder if all evil geniuses have that same issue. The following day Sonic and Tails discuss the issues with Amy, who replies that they simply have a communication problem... Leading to an actually funny reply from Tails.

"Communication problem? He whacked me with a pillow. Hard. I'm dizzy, and I have serious short-term memory loss."

"..."

"And I have serious short-term memory loss."

This is a very bizarre angle for anyone who focuses on their noses...
Of course, I couldn't resist using it for the review.

So Amy sets up a roommate meeting, intending to clear any bad blood between Sonic, Tails, and Eggman. Only in Sonic Boom would this context ever happen, I'm fairly certain. That said, Sonic is less than caring with his words, and outright tells Eggman to leave because no one likes him. Eggman suddenly breaks down, agreeing that he is a terrible roommate. Upon Amy's request, Sonic gives Eggman a second chance to redeem himself and shape up, leading to a reverse montage of Eggman suddenly being overly nice and helpful around the house all day... Of course, even this goes wrong.

Any game that involves a kazoo must be diabolical. Fact.

Eggman is playful and helpful all day long... And late into the night, it seems. He just never stops, even when Sonic asks for some sleep. When the blue hero tries to leave (Wait, so he DOESN'T live there? I'm getting confused, series!) Eggman stops him, insisting they hang out even longer watching late night comedy shows. Sure enough, neither Sonic nor Tails get any sleep at all. The following day the two of them are a mess, and Sticks once again states that--

It is as though Amy is reliving all of her upskirt moments at the same time...

Why thank you, animators. We now know that Sticks goes commando under her skirt. Did no one seriously pay attention to this?! You guys have to do this frame by frame, don't you?! Was this slipped in intentionally, or did no one care?! Okay, yes, it is extremely quick, only two or three frames long. But apparently they are unaware of people actually noticing these details and documenting them! Jessica from Who Framed Roger Rabbit went through this in a certain scene and people noticed it back then, so... Agh, nevermind. Sticks is anti underwear, everyone. Now you know. Whether you wanted to or not.

Well blow me down! Its showdown o'clock, losers!

But it turns out Sticks was right all along about Eggman just plotting to attack the group when they were exhausted and unable to fight back, like pretty much everyone knew from the start of this. This is Obliterator Bot, a behemoth of a machine that can systematically take anything apart with ease. This is a pretty powerful, threatening foe just by the looks alone. So naturally, we'll see the teamwork of Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks bring it down, right? Maybe show us what the rest of the team can do since the top two are out of commission?

One has to wonder what the tiny wheels on the feet are for.

Nope. Instead, the robot mishears commands due to a faulty something-or-other and instead marches off to destroy Eggman's island fortress. Eggman pleads with Sonic to help him on the grounds that if his fortress is destroyed, they really will be stuck living together until it gets rebuilt. So this inspires Sonic and the gang to work with Eggman to stop Obliterator Bot, resulting in some bothersome padding. The only way to stop this robot is with two kill switches located on either side of the fortress. Sonic and Tails work on the switches with Eggman while the rest stall the robot to the best of their ability.


Of course, we still don't get to see any teamwork from Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks. Instead, our attention is primarily diverted to Sonic and Tails being too tired to actually power down the two switches simultaneously. So all we get from the other three is our first true standalone joke from our newest companion, Sticks The Badger. Let's see how it goes.

"I knew you were coming... But you will never obliterate Sticks!"

"Because Sticks is unobliterble... Unelip... Unoblitery... "

"..."

"You can't kill me."

Wow, the game's tediousness even translated into the show.

Well... That was kinda funny. Anyway, Eggman has a hard time powering down Obliterator Bot due to Sonic and Tails being unable to stay awake long enough to power down their respective sides. Out of time and greatly frustrated, Eggman promptly whips out that gloriously evil kazoo and blows as hard as he can, waking the two heroes and enabling them to power down the robot... Which suddenly leads into Sonic zooming over to it and slamming it in the head with a sheet of metal, screaming "pillow fight". Weren't you falling asleep every three steps earlier? How are you suddenly awake enough to run around with a heavy sheet of metal, and strong enough to behead a giant robot with it?

Welp. Looks like its vacation o'clock, boyos.

Obliterator Bot is defeated, the day is saved, and much to Eggman's annoyance, the lair couldn't be saved. It blows apart just as he celebrates, thus leaving him asking the team to once more let him in as a roommate until the fortress is rebuilt. For real this time. Sonic promptly runs him back to his island and dumps him there in record time, which should have been this entire episode in a nutshell!

Behold, the continuity balloon! Once Amy pops it, everything that just transpired will be totally forgotten!
Just in time for Episode 3, in fact. Isn't this so much fun?

This episode is generally a wasted effort, as opposed to the previous one that at least had the purpose of introducing the characters. The jokes are weak, only offering a chuckle at most aside from once or twice. Amy has suddenly become a bit of a know-it-all, making her both amusing and annoying in this case. We once more know nothing about Knuckles. We don't even know if he is strong due to taking no action aside from some dialogue. For all we know, those arms could just be for show!

Sticks finally had her debut in this episode, and sadly, she is hit or miss. Her voice doesn't quite fit with her character, and while she wouldn't be fully integrated into society yet considering her obvious jungle-based designed, I don't see why she was made into a total paranoid wreck. She even yells at her own shadow for following her around. I don't know, maybe she'll grow on me over time.

With episode two drawn to a close, we have been introduced to the full team of five. Kind of. Still want to see where this show is headed? Then prepare to learn more about these furry heroes than you ever wanted in the psychological endeavor that is episode three, "Translate This".

[Cornered] Dethroned With Dignity

Image by Archie Comics

With both Rouge and Amy in your personal care, you had felt it was time to call it good, and not risk drawing any further attention for the moment. Your harem was fine as it was, a mixture of sexy and cute, of innuendos and innocence.

Apparently it just wasn't meant to be as the princess herself, Sally Acorn, had decided to try to sneak into your own home to rescue the girls. Naturally, you reacted to this in a calm, sensible manner. You tazed her from a safe distance before approaching her fallen form and stomping her until she blacked out. Stripping her naked and throwing her body over your shoulder, you gave her rump a good swat before carrying her into a more private room to make a pet out of her.

...

You watch as Amy and Rouge, both dressed in revealing harem attire, bind Sally between two poles, her arms and legs forcibly spread in an 'X' shape as a result. The two then bow and leave the room obediently, permitting you some privacy as you uncoil a whip. Sally's back is to you, so you approach her and grab her between the legs, watching as she began to stir. You then grip her fur and yank on it, not pulling it out, but definitely causing a rude awakening to Sally. You step back a few paces as Sally, panting and unnerved by her position, demands to be set free.

CRACK!

"AAAH!"

The whip effectively silences her with a single lash across her back. You inform her what happens to naughty girls in your home, but Sally will not hear of it. She demands you to free her and the others, ignoring your warnings entirely. It is time to break this girl.

CRACK!

"KYAAGH!"

CRACK!

"AAAAGH!"

CRACK!

"GAAAGH!"

Sally is panting now, her fur now soaking to her body from sweat. You walk around in front of her, seeing she has begun to cry. She notices you and quickly straightens her body and turns her head away from you, refusing you any kind of satisfaction. That is fine, her boobs are looking a little too proud for your tastes anyway.

CRACK!

"MMMMMGH!"

Sally bites her lip as she tries to restrain herself, refusing to cry out with you looking right at her. The lash was well-aimed, striking across both of her nipples. One more good hit would likely earn her voice in this torture.

CRACK!

"HAAAAAAAIIEE!"

There it is, and now Sally's head is hanging limply, her body sagging in her bindings as she is whimpering in pain. Approaching her and reaching behind to rub her butt as you speak, you whisper into her ear the many things you have done to Rouge and Amy. Sally tries to turn her head away, but you make her turn to face you by pushing the handle of the whip against her cheek.

Tears are drenching her face, saliva rolling from a corner of her mouth, but in her eyes is a fire you have yet to extinguish. Once more, she demands freedom for her and the girls. This Sally Acorn is starting to become annoying, and you can't help but slap her across the face a couple times before distancing yourself and taking aim at her smooth navel.

CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!

Screams echo loudly, probably audible even to Rouge and Amy despite wherever they might be. Sally jerks about wildly in her bindings as you refuse to let her rest whatsoever, intending to ensure whatever fight she has in her will be taken care of. You stop to catch your breath, seeing Sally is barely conscious.

She has one last chance. You toss the whip aside and grab her by the hair and throat, forcing her head back to look up into your eyes. She is meeting you with a glare. It is weak, she lacks a solid voice to speak with, but you can tell. It is still there. Her defiance. Her willpower. This was no doubt the resolve of the crown princess, Sally Acorn.

You knee her in the crotch and walk away, knowing it'll take a considerable amount of time to break this one. But you have other things you need to do. Ringing a bell, you watch as your loyal pets enter the room and shuffle over to Sally, freeing her from her bindings and blindfolding her before dragging her out of the room.

You might need some help with Sally... But who would be the right girl to enslave for this purpose?