Sonic Boom Review: Episode 1

The series begins with the first episode, "The Sidekick". Being an introductory episode to the series, it will obviously have little to do with anyone outside the "mainest" of main characters. And I'm sure you can tell who gets the spotlight simply by the title alone...

It's a Tails episode, everybody.

Gee, is it showdown o'clock already? How time flies...

So we begin with one of the earliest trailer scenes, Sonic chasing after and facing off against Eggman in the middle of some desolate wasteland. The banter between the two is actually rather spot-on, and captures their personalities pretty well. Sonic retains his usual sarcastic personality while Eggman still has his short fuse and easily-annoyed demeanor. The scene proceeds all the way to a quarry, where we see Eggman do what he always does: bring out a robot to fight. In this case, we have Burn Bot.

To be honest, the new smaller spines on Sonic look pretty good.

Burn Bot itself is a pretty well-designed starting opponent for Sonic... If horribly outmatched. Eggman even thought ahead and outfitted it with wheels instead of legs, making it far more capable of tackling Sonic's speed. Though as Sonic mentions, the name is misleading as it doesn't have any form of fire-based attack despite the name "Burn Bot". Sonic opts to keep some distance from his automaton adversary, leading to the introduction of the episode's real star.

Ten bucks says you'll never actually see him WEAR the goggles on his eyes.
Cartoon characters rarely seem to do so.

Enter Miles "Tails" Prower, the sidekick of Sonic The Hedgehog and the smartest fox the show has to offer. He is the gadget character and resident genius, now decked out with goggles and a plane that HASN'T been broken by either Eggman or Tails' own experimentation. Yet. Tails isn't much of a fighter, but he makes for one helluva support. Flying in with his classic Tornado, what could the fox who single-handedly converted it into a walking death machine of blood and carnage back in the Sonic Adventure 2 game possibly do? Some machine guns? A missile launcher? The flamethrower that he obviously stole from Burn Bot prior to the battle?! A CHAO?!


Actually, none of the above... Tails has some new gadgets to try out, including his handy dandy belt buckle that can do the one thing we all wanted to see the little boy wonder try out.

...Okay, I admit, it is kind of hard to ignore how Tails' fur looks a little bit like stone right now.

When he triggers this belt, he gains a surge of power that circulates directly to his gloves. His raw emotion and desire to protect his friends then becomes an external force he can use to fight against the evil Eggman empire...

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! TAKE THIS!
MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY SORROW!

And so, Tails creates...

Hey Tails, this is a pretty handy gadget to have! Now never use it again for the rest of the series, especially when you need it.

...a rope. Huh.

Come on, Eggman! I can see a turret on there! How do you install a gun
but forget to give it actual firing capability?

Well whatever that was about, it works out as Sonic swings around and gives Burn Bot a big boot to the face. It seems down for the count, but some respectable coaching from Eggman gets it back on its wheels and ready for round two. Unfortunately it is smart enough to know that this will be much easier in single combat than a two-on-one, so he decides to eliminate the easier target first... By shooting a pincer out with a cord, literally snipping one of Tails' wings, and retracting it back to normal. Why did you not do this to Sonic earlier, Burn Bot?

"Bail, Tails! Bail!" - Sonic

Tornado takes some nasty damage from Burn Bot, spiraling to the ground and supposedly to Tails' death. Sonic utters a tongue twister of an idea for Tails to escape, but as luck (and convenient writing) would have it, Tails is unable to do so. Why is the supergenius who is capable of flight even without mechanical support unable to escape?

That awkward moment when you remember you have an IQ of 300...

Because his ejection switch broke off, causing him to give a flat expression to the audience prior to his impending doom. Well done, genius. Clever like a fox. Or at least a clever like a fox that probably won't live to see puberty.

You just know Photoshop pros are gonna have a ball with this shot...

Witnessing the crash, Sonic wastes no time in taking care of Burn Bot, burying it in rubble and leaving Eggman to flee with the defeated machine. Eggman does this with a pun and a declaration of finishing things next time, of course. Tails managed to go a whole three minutes before crashing Tornado this time, by the way. Sonic checks Tails to ensure he survived, then carries him off with the promise that he'll never let anything like this happen to his little buddy again.

Remember Tails, strips of cloth heal all wounds. ALL wounds.

And so, Tails awakens in his home to Sonic checking on him. Tails claims he is ready to get back to action, but Sonic says he has a better idea, declaring Tails has earned an early retirement! He can play golf, play with the grandkids (he actually says that) and anything else he wants to do! ...Basically, he's fired. Tails takes it better than I expected, in fact he barely reacts to it at all. I guess he is just used to this kind of episode. With Tails benched, Sonic is off to find a new sidekick to replace him literally minutes later.

Out with the old, in with the new! ...Wait.

You may find that this series tends to react nonchalantly to events most others would find stressful in some way. Expect it to happen a lot, because it will. Consider just this episode alone; Tails not seeming to care about being benched by Sonic, Sonic going around posting fliers to replace his childhood friend mere moments later without caring about how this would make Tails, who grew up looking up to Sonic as a hero, feel not just as a person, but as a hero... And rarely will this behavior actually have repercussions. Oh, the joys of minimal continuity...

Yes Eggman, it is called a "script". I know it has been a few years, but you are
in a television show now. You gotta follow the script if you want your paycheck.

We go over to Eggman's lair, where he reads off the flier. He reacts with disbelief at first, much like most of the viewing audience at this point. Taking a moment to mention Eggman's appearance, the guy is huge. Not fat in any way, this brainiac is apparently in absolutely great shape. It makes one wonder if he heard about getting a cartoon after so many years, getting excited and working out to look his best for the show... Only to overdo it and give Brock Lesnar a run for his money. Anyway, he is discussing his plans with his two favorite henchmen--

Orbot on the left, Cubot on the right... Two of Eggman's most memorable badniks.

Orbot and Cubot? Seriously?! These two are a riot! They're from the Dark Era of Sonic games believe it or not, and are two of the funniest and most memorable badniks ever to personally assist Eggman in his nefarious schemes! They were also the only badniks to survive a full comic book reboot along with Sonic and Eggman himself. They aren't particularly threatening, but they are always fun to have around. What is a shame though is that Cubot's voice is dopey, but otherwise fine. I guess they couldn't get the right voice talent to bring over Cubot's everchanging dialect from the comics, opting instead to use the video game approach... But still, it is great to have them around.

Have to say, it's pretty bad when the pathetic beaver gets more screen time than
Amy Rose. No really, that sad little shit actually does. Seriously!

Back over to Sonic, we see he is interviewing various people for the role of sidekick. Amy Rose and Knuckles The Echidna appear in this episode, and sadly Amy is rather hit or miss. She seems pretty funny early on, but she ends up singing and juggling moments later. Knuckles on the other hand is given a fairly okay first appearance, though his idiocy will be running full bore very soon. Out of options, Sonic eventually recruits a hooded individual after hearing him out, but this goes south when the person is revealed. Try not to be too surprised about his identity, though.

If you ever wonder if Cartoon Network has an ego problem, just remember...
They proudly placed their logo over the face of THE Miles "Tails" Prower.

Turns out it is Tails, who wants the sidekick job. He even points out that Sonic's flier is asking for any qualified candidates, and that he has prior job experience. But Sonic doesn't want to hire him... Then enter Eggman, who in a bizarre turn, wants to be hired and even uses the same reasoning as Tails to do so. When Sonic points out the whole arch nemesis issue, Eggman waves it off by mentioning how Sonic's gang could use another scientist. Not wanting to hire either of the two candidates, Sonic decides to test them against a random pitiful beaver, somehow thinking this would be a good idea.

Hey Tails, guess what time it is?

A test of skill takes place, with the beaver obviously getting eliminated quite quickly when matched against the two genius inventors. It is down to the wire, and only one can come out on top. However, Eggman came prepared for this. He reveals his plan to get close to Sonic to destroy him, and brings out an old friend to finish off Tails once and for all.

Why, its showdown o'clock, boyo!

Tails once again finds himself face-to-face with Burn Bot, but with a staggering IQ of 300, Tails obviously has developed a new method of taking on this adversary. He won't go down the same way twice!

...Right?

If this were an island we'd be starting up Sonic Adventure 1 all over again.

So after Tails gets taken down in the exact same way as before, Sonic goes in for the rescue. Using his speed to his advantage, he pulls Tails to safety and apologizes for his behavior earlier. But I have to admit, Sonic's reaction to Tails poking understandable holes in his idea basically sums up the entirety of SEGA in my eyes.

"The plan had holes!" - Sonic about his idea, and also SEGA in regards to every game in the Dark Era.

This is exactly how I will define SEGA from now on.

Why yes Sonic, even ice can be set on fire.

Despite Sonic's efforts, Eggman points out that he finally installed firepower on Burn Bot. Literally. Using blasts of flame, Burn Bot somehow makes a perfect circle around the two mobian heroes, neither making any effort to dodge, which dumps them both in the cold water. For anyone who knows about Sonic, you know this is a bad scenario. For those who don't, here is the breakdown of why this is actually a bad situation: Sonic can swim with the grace, skill and finesse of a concrete brick.

Ugh, Mondays. Am I right?

With great effort and plenty of dramatic timing, Tails saves Sonic and the two quite easily stomp Burn Bot by knocking him through the ice and into the water with a single strike... So much potential, wasted on terrible placement. Eggman, defeated, makes a retreat as Tails carries Sonic back to town.

It is weird how you can actually count every thread in that glove...

As a quick pointer, Eggman as a villain works quite differently than before. Not quite harmless, but not quite dangerous either. He clearly has domination on his mind, but it isn't as worldly as he likes to think. The guy is sometimes quite petty and seems to focus exclusively on Sonic despite having no real reason to with the Sonic Boom setup. Sonic and Eggman, if anything, seem like bitter neighbors who hate one another, but can't really live without each other. If that sounds weird, trust me, I'll explain why this is in upcoming reviews.

Okay, now his body looks like it is made out of wood! What is the deal with Tails' anatomy?!

With the day saved, Sonic and Tails wrap up the episode. Tails rejoins Sonic as a sidekick, choosing not to mention the fact that Sonic's sidekick interview idea ended up costing Tails the Tornado, meaning he'll have to rebuild it from scratch. Again. Amy remains terribly annoyed about not getting the sidekick position, standing outside the office demanding a callback, only to supposedly become Knuckles' sidekick. And so our first episode ends... How did it work out?

Aside from Sticks getting zero screen time, the episode wasn't particularly bad. It did what it was meant to, which is establish the core conflict of the franchise. It is Sonic versus Eggman, classic as it gets, only it is somewhat more... Cozy than before. It tries to be charming and optimistic, with a lot of focus on comedy. While the episode itself was well-paced, it still had plenty of unnecessary elements bogging it down.

The beaver was a pointless addition to the episode, only serving to pad out the issue with the sidekick interview. Instead of bringing in Knuckles, Amy, or Sticks to the scene, we got a purposely annoying one-shot character that had very little payoff.

The inclusion of Orbot and Cubot makes me happy, and I can't wait to see what comes of them. Although Eggman doesn't seem to be as diabolically sinister as he used to... I have my own theory on how he functions in this universe, and as mentioned earlier, I'll get into him later.

In conclusion, this is an okay start to Sonic Boom. Not the best as many hoped, but not the worst as I feared it would be. Sonic and Tails are spot-on, Eggman is amusing, and we'll be seeing more from the other heroes soon.

Next time, we'll see what it is like if Sonic and Eggman were to be roommates as well as the magical powers of the kazoo in Episode 2: "Can An Evil Genius Crash On Your Couch For A Few Days?"

Pretty Kitty's Pounded Pussy

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Blaze huffed as she ran a feather duster across a book shelf, a small puff of filth following every swing of the soft cleaning utensil. She was an honorable warrior, a powerful woman with the mission to protect the Sol Emeralds! Not some, some... Maid!

"How are you doing, pretty kitty?" came a sultry voice from behind Blaze, making the purple cat twitch in annoyance.

"Just fine, mistress." was the simple reply through gritted teeth.

As Blaze knew little of the area around her, she needed information on where to find the Sol Emeralds. Her best bet was Rouge The Bat's information network, but... Being an attractive woman, Blaze had to submit to unusual demands. Namely, she had to be Rouge's servant until the information was found.

"Why don't you bend over and take care of that lower shelf, pretty kitty?" Rouge half-asked, half-ordered as she sat down in a sofa chair, running her hand across her smooth belly as she leered at her new maid.

With a sigh, Blaze mustered what dignity she had left and did as she was told. Naturally, her short skirt lifted from the movement, her red panties almost completely revealed for Rouge's viewing pleasure. As the cat mobian continued her 'job', her sensitive hearing picked up on heavier breaths.

A careful glance over her shoulder confirmed that Rouge's hand had moved between her legs, her eyes filled with lust as she rubbed herself to the scene before her. Blaze blushed fiercely, having had enough of this.

Straightening up and pulling her skirt down a bit, the purple cat began marching towards the door, but Rouge simply shook her head, frustrated that she was interrupted.

"Where are you going, pretty kitty?"

"I've had enough of this... Whatever this is. I'll find some other means of locating the Sol Emeralds. Good day."

Blaze grasped the door knob, but felt two hands resting upon her shoulders. The cat girl blinked in response, a sudden piercing pain surging through her to prevent any further reaction.

"A-aaaahh!" Blaze cried out as her hands moved between her legs. Rouge had kneed her in the crotch! Before she could say anything, Rouge grabbed her by the tail and walked back towards the center of the room, Blaze stumbling backwards while still gripping herself tenderly, hoping to somehow ease her suffering.

The cat girl found herself tugged backwards, her tail starting to hurt from the rough treatment. As Blaze staggered to regain her balance, Rouge wrapped an arm around her waist to steady her before forcing a deep kiss against her lips. Blaze soon turned her head away from Rouge, spitting to the floor in disgust. This earned her crotch a harsh punch before she was dropped to the floor on her back.

"No one denies me, pretty kitty," the sinister bat growled as she stomped her foot against the fallen girl's chest, "and I mean no one."

Rouge reached down and pulled Blaze's arms over her head before sitting on the purple cat's chest and facing towards her legs, Rouge grinding herself against Blaze's breasts for some added pain. Pinning Blaze's arms under the seductive bat's legs, Rouge pulled the cat maid's skirt up before gripping her red panties and tugging harshly on them, giving Blaze a painful front wedgie.

"Apologize to your mistress!" the bat shouted over Blaze's loud whines of agony, giving her pussy the occasional open-palm swat for added suffering.

"You... Are not... My mistress!" the cat replied defiantly, trying not to give her aggressor any further satisfaction. This only caused Rouge to grin and yank harder on the cat's panties, lifting her waist from the floor and causing her cries of pain to resume in full force.

Blaze clawed at Rouge's back, but her gloves prevented her claws from doing any damage. The sadistic bat finally released Blaze, even standing up and stepping aside to watch her curl into a ball, trying to dig out the material from her sore pussy.

Finally relieving herself, Blaze took a moment to catch her breath and relax, deciding she will be paying Rouge back tenfold when--

A tugging at Blaze's ankles caused her to look down, seeing Rouge had strapped one to a spreader bar and was in the process of binding the second. Fear set in as Blaze pulled her leg from Rouge's grip, the cat now scrambling backwards from Rouge's hungry gaze. The bat lounged forward, landing on top of Blaze's body and pinning her to the floor.

Despite the pleads for Rouge to stop, the seductive woman merely pinned Blaze's arms under her legs as she whipped Blaze's face left and right with a single hand. The room's walls echoed with the sound of Rouge's gloved hand as she relentlessly punished Blaze's face, showing no signs of stopping or even slowing.

Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack!

"Ah! Oh! Hah! Ugh. Uhn... Nnn.. ... ..."

Finally stopping for a moment to catch her breath, Rouge noticed that blood from the corner of Blaze's mouth had made it to her hand. Blaze had been knocked unconscious at some point, her limp body no longer offering sound or resistance. Rouge stood up and stepped on Blaze's stomach as she walked over and used a rag to wipe her hand clean.

Returning to the fallen cat, Rouge forced the rag into Blaze's mouth as deep as she could before returning to her legs, shackling the free ankle to the spreader bar. Rouge continued to take advantage of Blaze's sleeping form, stripping and binding her just as she desired.

The purple cat eventually stirred and awoke, groaning from the intense pain her body was in. Her world was covered in darkness, causing her to initially ponder if she was blind. A surge of pain erupted between her legs, but something in her mouth prevented her from voicing her discomfort. Gradually, her situation became clear to her.

Blindfolded, gagged, ankles strapped to a spreader bar, clothes all gone save for her red panties, wrists bound to a collar around her neck, and with Rouge keeping one foot on the spreader bar, Blaze couldn't move her legs at all. With her other foot, Rouge stomped away at Blaze's pussy, her heel forcing more of the fabric into a unique kind of wedgie.

"MMMPH! HHHRNMPH! RRRRRRRPH!"

Blaze screamed quietly despite her efforts, her body only able to feebly twitch as the stomping changed to soccer kicks and back to stomps. Blaze wanted to beg for mercy, she wanted to plead with her mistress to stop. Anything to end this pain. But for the next two hours, Rouge hammered away at Blaze's most sensitive area.

Eventually, the rag was pulled from Blaze's mouth, enabling her to let out loud whimpering pants while her tongue darted around her dry mouth and lips to prevent the cotton mouth that would soon follow. However, her pants became slightly more frantic as Rouge sat down on her chest and snagged her tongue, effectively holding it hostage.

"I am going to go to go sit in my chair, and we're going to pretend like this didn't happen and try this deal one more time. When I give the pretty kitty orders, the pretty kitty follows them with nothing but a smile and a 'yes mistress'. Am I understood?"

A weak but quick nod.

"Good kitty," Rouge's words were followed by something long and wooden being pushed into Blaze's mouth, causing the cat girl to grip it between her teeth and lips, "now get back to work, and if you do good, I might remove the blindfold."

Rouge returned to her seat, taking a moment to fan herself with a paper fan as Blaze struggled with her bindings, eventually rolling over and sitting up on her knees. Rouge watched Blaze moved across the floor on her knees, eventually bumping into the bookshelf from earlier and desperately dusting it with the utensil in her mouth.

"How are you doing, pretty kitty?" came a sultry voice from behind Blaze, making the purple cat twitch in a mixture of fear and pain.

"Hehhh... Hehhh... Husht hine, mishtresh..." was the struggled, panting reply through clenched wood.

"Good girl."

Starts With "L" Ends With "E"

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I look at myself in the mirror. A beautiful red kimono is wrapped around my body adorned with floral designs. It is breathtaking to behold... I am breathtaking. I lift my hand to touch the extravagant hairpin that matches the kimono, wondering why she would go to such lengths. Its unfair how well she treats me. Reaching to undo the kimono, I decide that I will only wear it for her--

The sound of a door closing catches my attention. This will be the first she has seen me wearing this, having left it for me as a present before leaving to run her usual errands. I turn to face her, holding back thankful tears and wearing the gentlest smile I could muster. She deserves nothing but praise.

A purple cat mobian enters the room, a red gem on her forehead above her topaz eyes, dressed far more casually than I with a purple sleeveless shirt that somewhat exposes black bra straps, white jeans, and red shoes. It is Blaze, the woman I live with... The woman I lov--

"Amy? Pffft, ha ha ha!"

Loathe. The woman I loathe.

"Shut up, you damn feline!"

...Okay, so I'm not exactly the most ladylike girl out there considering Blaze and I bicker all the time and I've only tried smashing her with my hammer once every other day, but only because she deserves it! This is the same woman who swats my butt every time I bend over, spars with me on a daily basis, and makes me share a bed with her despite how she sleeps nude and spoons in her sleep! And then she snores!

"But you? In a kimono? That's rich!"

My hammer appears in my hands as I clutch the handle. That's it, I'm smashing this pussy. I try to run at her, though the kimono is rather restrictive. I don't wear these kinds of clothes often, in fact the only dress I typically wear is short and flows openly... So I end up tripping over my own feet and falling forward. Damnit, I don't need her insulting me even more!

...Wait, I didn't hit the floor? I open my eyes, seeing that Blaze is holding me in her arms. I can feel her breath on my neck, and I can't stop my own blush. The grip on my hammer eases as Blaze hugs me tightly.

"You look good, Amy. No matter how much of a tomboy you become, never forget how pretty you are, okay? Inside and out."

Blaze's words flowed gently into my ear, seeming to caress my mind as they settled within me. She wasn't that bad, I suppose. She did have her charms to her at times, and sometimes she showed her more refined side. Despite her odd and sometimes perverted ways, she did treat me well at times. I guess deep down, I really do lov--

"Ah! Aaah!"

Loathe her.

I hear Blaze giggle as I squeak out in surprise. Both of her hands had reached my butt, pinching both cheeks before tightly squeezing them in her palms. She is choosing now to grope me? She chooses a heartwarming moment to indulge in this? This is why I can't stand her!

"Get off-a me, you... You...!"

"Aww, but I can't help it! I wasn't expecting you to dress up for me. How about a little geisha dance?"

"I didn't dress up for you! Besides, didn't you buy it for me?"

"What? Of course not! An old friend gave it to me, but I don't wear those things. I was gonna toss it in my closet and be done with it."

Blaze starts laughing as the realization settles in. My face glows a bright red as I pull myself from her arms and glare at her. I want to yell at her, I want to hit her. And I know she wants me to try. For as long as we've lived together, she has always been the stronger. But not for long. Soon I'm gonna beat her, and then I'll be the one dragging her unconscious body to bed and then she'll be the one waking up to me undressing her and--

Oh no. I'm starting to turn into her. As if she was reading my thought process, Blaze bursts into more laughter. She is practically in tears at this point. All I can do is storm into another room and lock the door. I lay out my red dress and proceed to remove the kimono... Slowly. It really is beautiful, and I don't want to harm such delicate and elegant clothes.

Back in my usual attire, and after taking the hairpin out, I march back out to face Blaze. Win or lose, I'm going to teach that feline a lesson in humility, or go down trying! I refuse to roll over and take her crap!

...And sometimes I wonder if she would have it no other way.

Bad, Bad Bat

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How long had this been going on?

"Uff!"

No way to tell.

"Ugh!"

She had lost count of how many hits her body had taken.

"Ooh! Ogh!"

A bag was over her head, her arms tied over her head and legs latched to a spreader bar.

"Oough..."

A fist burrowed into her lower gut and stayed there, twisting slightly as it forced the air from Rouge's lungs. The sound of leather and spandex grinding filled the room as the bat girl lacked any voice to groan with. Finally, Rouge was released from the attack, her body gently swaying back to its neutral position.

"Urgh!"

That felt like a knee strike. Rouge had always been in control, always taking care to never make a mistake. But here she was. Her toned belly no longer resisted the penetrating strikes, her earlier facade of superiority having faded long ago. There was the sound of slow footsteps, and a hand placed on her sore stomach.

Smack!

Rouge bit her lip as her butt jiggled in her spandex.

Smack! "Ah!"

A spanking? She had been reduced--

Smack! "Mmh!"

--to this? Why? What good would it do to give her a few swats? She was a master thief and a powerful fighter. To just be spanked was just--

Smack! Smack! Smack!

The hand left her belly, sliding tenderly around to the back of her body. The other hand soon joined as they rested on Rouge's hips. She felt the wet sensation of a tongue moving up her exposed back. It gave her the creeps, but nothing could be done about it. With such a sexy body, everyone wanted to harass her, molest her, and if given the chance they would probably--

"AAAH!"

A knee had been lifted into her crotch from behind. Hard. The hands holding her kept her still as kisses were trailed between her shoulder blades.

"GAAAAH!"

Another low blow. The hands caressed her body as they slid to her large breasts, gripping them tightly. The bag on Rouge's head grew and shrank rapidly as her breathing became heavier.

"OOOGH!"

Yet another, but the groping didn't stop. Rouge was finally released, her panting moans filling the room. The foot steps moved in front of her and began to get a little distance. However, only a moment passed before a boot dug into her body.

"Ooough..."

Rouge's head hung limp as the boot dug into her, raising up under her rib cage before retracting. A certain moistness began to take hold between Rouge's legs as the bag was finally removed.

"Was that good for you, babe?" inquired a brown squirrel mobian as Rouge's eyes adjusted to the light. It was Sally Acorn, who was now sliding two fingers between the captive bat's legs.

"Haa... Haa... So good..." came the hungry reply from Rouge, drool dripping from her mouth as she spoke between heavy pants.

"It must have been, you're all wet down here. But, time is up. You only paid for four hours." Sally spoke as she reached up to undo Rouge's bindings.

"Two thousand!" Rouge's sudden outburst caused Sally to pause.

"You want more?"

"I need more... Two thousand..."

Sally smirked at the thought. The price for Rouge to live out her favorite fantasy had just been doubled, and all Sally had to do was continue what she was doing. She tightened her leather gloves before slipping the bag back over Rouge's head. Sally pulled out a tazer and moved it towards Rouge's moistened crotch.

"Alright, you naughty bat. Warm up's over."

Soundless Whispers

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Clouds so thick the sun's rays barely reached the ground...

Nature stripped clean with only dirt remaining...

A colossal metal city in one direction, a gradually declining forest in the other...

Such was the war faced by the Freedom Fighters. Mobians living peacefully in the forest, forced to stand together to rebel against a tyrannical dictator bent on destroying all nature, replacing it with an endless city of smog and steel.

As swatbots, grunts of the robotic army and primary invasion force of Robotnik's empire swarmed the field, four mobians faced them alone. A brown squirrel armed with explosives, a yellow fox wielding his own array of gadgets, a pink hedgehog carrying a large mallet, and lastly a blue blur darting about between the enemies without a scratch.

Sally, Tails, Amy, and Sonic were the front line warriors of the Freedom Fighters, and they would not go down without a fight. To the amazement of many, the four held up quite well. Swatbots exploded left and right, the combined might of brains and brawn proving too much for the robotic forces to handle. Tiring hours passed, but the four came out victorious. Another win for the Freedom Fighters.

"Good work team," Sally called out to her scattered allies as they observed the battlefield, "let's head back home."

"Whew, that sounds wonderful." groaned Tails as he approached Sally.

"I could keep going, but those bolt brains need a rest. Maybe next time they'll be able to do something worthwhile." joked Sonic as he followed Tails, running his hand through his blue spines with a casual smirk.

"Wait, what?!"

The three turned to their newest recruit, Amy Rose. She was a fresh soldier in the war against Robotnik, inexperienced but strong. Her simply red dress clung tightly to her upper body, flowing more loosely as it neared her knees. She was somewhat short, with big red boots and a large red and yellow hammer as a weapon. She blinked her green eyes as a look of frustration crossed her face.

She harbored a crush on the team hero, Sonic, and was gunning for a chance to show off her skills to him, hopefully earning his love in the process. Several battles without a chance to do so left her more than a little annoyed.

"We have the advantage! Why not just go in and stomp Robotnik right now?"

"Amy, there are only four of us." Sally tried to reason with Amy, but her words didn't appear to get through.

"We can take him! Let's march right on in there and finish this war once and for all!" declared Amy as she turned and marched towards Robotnik's city. Sonic prepared to stop Amy, but a machine activated from under the very ground he stood on. Soon, three glass tubes burst out from the ground, trapping all three mobians.

Amy turned back to her team, seeing them encased within their new prison. With a gasp, Amy ran back to the team, pounding her fist against Sonic's tube. After struggling for a bit, she saw Sonic's lips move without any voice coming from him. These tubes were soundproof. Amy turned to Sally, seeing her point towards the forest.

"I'm not leaving you guys here!" Amy took a step back and raised her hammer, making Sonic a little nervous as Amy prepared to take one huge swing at the tube to break it open, not considering what might happen to the encased hedgehog when the glass would inevitably shatter.

Before the scenario could play out however, a blaster fired at Amy, knocking the hammer from her hands and off into the distance. Amy spun around to face her adversary, only to be faced with a much larger robot. Unlike the gray swatbots from before, this black robot was far more heavily armored. Large shoulder pads, massive boots, and a generally more intimidating appearance with the glowing red visor made for a daunting foe. Robotnik's voice roared with laughter over a loudspeaker installed on the robot.

"Behold, pitiful animals! A whole new model of robot! The shadowbot! It is sleeker, stronger, faster, and smarter than anything you've fought before!" the shadowbot flexed and posed as Robotnik gloated, though Amy appeared less than impressed.

"It's just a bigger swatbot. I'll break it just like all your other toys, Egghead."

"Eh? Is that the pink one? Where's Sonic?!"

"YOU put him in a bubble!"

"Bubble? The isolation tubes caught HIM?! And YOU were left in the open?!"

"Why do you sound so surprised? You built three of them, so how were you going to catch all four of us?"

"Because I wanted you all to watch my new shadowbot destroy Sonic! Well, I guess I can just make him a robot. But before that, he's gonna get to watch YOU get beaten to a pulp! This is great! Don't kill her, shadowbot! I have some planning to do!"

Robotnik's cackling voice finally cut out as the shadowbot raised its fists, ready to take on the smaller mobian. Unable to hear Sonic and company yelling for her to run, Amy suddenly rushed to the side. The shadowbot watched as she neared her hammer, but before Amy could reach her signature weapon, it was blasted out of her reach once more.

Amy glared at the shadowbot, but was surprised to see it already closing in. Fast. Amy raised her arms to protect herself as a single strong swing of the shadowbot's fist put Amy against the ground. Amy coughed and started to recover, but a metallic boot to the belly sent her sliding back towards the glass tubes.

"Gurgh... Little... Tougher than I thought..." Amy spit to clear her mouth as she stood up, using the tube for support. Inside was Sally, who was yelling something at Amy.

"Relax, Sal... This is all under--" Amy suddenly fell to the ground mid-sentence, having seen the shadowbot's reflection in the tube, "--control!"

The shadowbot's fist slammed into the tube, Sally dropping to her knees and covering her head. Amy smirked, silently congratulating herself. She had freed Sally, and the odds were now in their favor!

THUNK!

...Thunk? No crash? Amy paled as the shadowbot looked down at her, the fist having not even cracked the tube. The shadowbot grabbed Amy's head with ease as it lifted her into the air, the pink hedgehog kicking at the air as she tried to free herself. The young Freedom Fighter felt the back of her body touch the tube, only compounding her fear of what was coming.

The shadowbot reeled back, and slammed Amy's entire stomach with a single powerful punch. Sally's eyes widened, her prison vibrating from the force of the blow. Saliva flew onto the robotic arm as it pressured Amy's body against the glass, her mouth hanging open as pain overloaded her brain. The fist retracted with the limp body no longer offering resistance.

Throwing Amy to the ground, the shadowbot went to work. Punch after punch, the shadowbot pounded Amy's body despite her inability to defend herself.

"Urgh! Ough! Aagh! Oof!" Amy's cries fell on deaf ears, as only metalwork could hear her. Sonic, having seen more than enough, pounded on the glass with all his might with no success. He had no room to build momentum, and had little hope of breaking glass even a shadowbot couldn't crack.

Grabbing Amy's dress, the shadowbot lifted Amy into the air before slamming her face-down to the dirt. The heartless machine lifted her by her legs, holding her upside-down with her dress falling down, exposing her dirty white panties. Grabbing the hedgehog's arms, the shadowbot began to pull on Amy's limbs.

"AAAAAAGH!"

Amy's screams subsided as the shadowbot ceased stretching her, instead opting to lift her up into the air... Only to throw the mobian girl down across an outstretched leg, folding her over the metal limb before causing her to lifelessly slide off and to the ground.

The shadowbot grabbed Amy's head and hoisted her into the air, seeing her dress was now torn up. A bio scan showed that there was still life in the beaten body, causing the shadowbot to continue its mission. To waken Amy, the shadowbot released its grip on her to let her fall to the ground... However, it drove its fist into her face as she fell, sending her flying towards the glass tubes.

To Sonic's horror, Amy's body slammed against the tube containing him, all of the pink hedgehog's injuries plain as day for Sonic to witness. Her dress was in tatters, her face bore several blood trails, her nose was likely broken, and bruises were dark enough to be visible all over her body despite her pink fur masking them.

"S...Sonic..." Amy mustered as tears rolled down her cheeks, mixing with the blood as it moved down the tube she laid against, "I...I'm...sor...ry..."

Sonic pressed his hands against the tube, whispering to Amy... Though she could only imagine what he was saying. Words of encouragement? It'll be okay? She'll make it out of this? The pink hedgehog held tight to Sonic's silent whisper, as it was all she had left with the sound of metallic stomping drawing near her. The shadowbot approached Amy, now carrying her favorite hammer.

Sonic's eyes grew wide as saucers as Amy's spine was struck by her own hammer with enough force to shake the very cell he stood in. Blood flew from Amy's mouth, trailing the tube as she slid lifelessly to the ground. Another bio scan from the shadowbot confirmed Amy's survival, but her body could take no more.

The mission being complete, Amy's body was dragged towards the city as swatbots approached the team, sleeping gas beginning to fill the tubes containing the Freedom Fighters. Tails passed out, followed by Sally. The swatbots stared with expressionless gazes as Sonic, his rage having peaked, slowly crumbled to the sleeping gas.

Hold on Amy, he thought to himself. Just hold on...

Sonic Boom Review: Intro Sequence

Sonic Boom is a cartoon that was released to the United States somewhere in late 2014. It was marketed as a new take on the Sonic The Hedgehog universe, set in a whole different world where things have progressed in a different way.




To summarize, Sega can continue to make their games and Archie can continue to make their comics without either suffering from canon backlash. It was a whole new start to a Sonic series... So, with this set up, what did they decide to do with the blue speedster?





Well, their first order of business was establishing that this would not carry any form of continuity, each episode being an isolated 15-minute story that would run two episodes per airing. What this means is that there would be no story connection from one episode to the next. The good news is that this means a viewer could enter the series with Episode One or Episode Eight, and either way you'd be just as aware of the workings of the story as everyone else. The bad news is that... Well, continuity is a fun thing to have. It enables character development, a progressing environment, and an overall sense of an advancing world.

But this is Cartoon Network we are talking about. Continuity has become more of an afterthought when it comes to the shows aired on the channel... I mean, they play Annoying Orange. Seriously.

Because when you think Sonic, you think Tron lights.

That said, the show's intro leaves much to be desired. Sonic X wasn't really the best cartoon, but at least the opening theme was memorable. Hell, the old Sonic SatAM theme was memorable. The opening is what gives the viewer a first impression, a chance to give them a quick taste of what the show has to offer if given the chance to do so. Sonic Boom's intro is 17 seconds of an instrumental song building up... With no payoff. At all. Just as a reference point, Sonic X's intro lasted a full minute. How times have changed.

The series focuses on five characters, each shown during that alarmingly brief intro. Sonic The Hedgehog, Tails The Fox, Amy Rose The Hedgehog, Knuckles The Echidna, and lastly Sticks The Badger.

The team has a more nature-oriented look to them, which means lots of body wraps and in Sonic's case a new scarf. Though I do have a personal nitpick regarding his arms. Up until now, in all forms of media (barring the occasional coloring goof) Sonic has always had skin tone arms. Now they are blue... For... Some reason. Otherwise he remains unchanged. I'll admit the look bugged me at first, but it grew on me over time.

Tails retains his normal look, only with more gadgets adorning his body. Like goggles, a belt, and so on. Of the five, Tails has the best overall look to him. Being a gadget character and a technical genius, everything about his appearance makes sense and only serves to build his image as an inventor. It would make sense for so much effort to go into Tails considering his career as the franchise's #2, being a sidekick to Sonic and having a number of adventures of his own. Characters with so many years under their belt typically get more respect with their designs...

...And then there is Knuckles. Knuckles has a long history of being Sonic's first rival. An initial antagonist or anti-hero that later became a strong ally over the years. The two are good friends and basher bros to the end. He is also an honorable, if rather stubborn, warrior that will fight to defend the Master Emerald and all he holds dear. It is his job, being a guardian and all. In a baffling move, Sonic Boom takes away all that, gives Knuckles a larger body to draw focus to his massive physical strength, and proceeds to write him as a complete imbecile... More on that later.

Amy's hammer had to be scaled down for safety reasons... I assume.

On to the lovely lady Amy Rose. Like Sonic, Amy's new look has plenty of personal gripes to me, but isn't bad. Frankly, I'm not a fan of the new dress. It is more form-fitting, but I think the new design was just an excuse to avoid unintended panty shots. It pays to point out that Amy has a history with those, what with her dress the way it is. Or was. Rather odd when you consider Sticks' attire, even more odd when you consider how rarely you see Amy jumping around in the actual show, but who am I to judge. Also, Amy retains her skin tone arms, which makes Sonic's arms all the more odd to me. Still, she isn't bad per se. It might grow on me over time, as Amy retains her very cute charms for the most part.

Lastly, we have Sticks The Badger, a totally new character created specifically for Sonic Boom. I won't go into much detail on her here since she will mostly be covered over the course of the review as she becomes important. Like Amy, she doesn't have many bandages to her (must be a gender thing) and she is also a rare instance of a main character outside of Archie Comics to NOT be wearing gloves of some form. Yeah, go back to the video and double check. She looks like your typical wilderness native-type character, but her personality and voice don't quite fit most of the time. You'll see why later.

Okay gang, let's not try to rip off Power Rangers THAT much... Oh, they're not trying to? Then why is Sonic, the main star, angled to the side while Knuckles, a supporting lead, is in the center? Odd choice considering Knuckles' later treatment.

I'll cover Eggman as he becomes involved, since this opening doesn't include him much. That said, welcome viewers, to the struggling franchise of Sonic Boom... And if I don't mention it, someone else will. Being made in France, the French opening IS superior to the American one. Par for the course these days, though.

Fixing The Blog

I am currently doing renovations to the blog to return it to former glory. Sorry if it is bothersome to anyone viewing the contents, but hopefully the end result will provide a better experience. Until then, enjoy this random image of Rouge and Sally, drawn by Chad The Cartoon Nut. I post this image because I love my readers as much as Rouge loves her some Sally.

The Binding Of Sally Acorn

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...His account got closed, but many of his works can still be found there.

The plan had gone awry. Not only was Sally seen, but her escape route was blocked. A particularly tenacious robot had been trying to capture her during her mission to retrieve some files regarding Eggman's latest weapon systems. A cannon capable of clearing forests appeared to be the biggest threat to Knothole, but none of the innocent citizens would ever be aware of their impending doom, much less be prepared to defend themselves against it.

Sally had no choice. She had to get through this robot and reach her people.

She was not one to brag, but Sally had been trained in the fires of war to handle most situations. Sally was the size of an average female mobian, with her body covered in brown fur aside from her belly, which was more tan in coloration. She dressed lightly, wearing only an open blue vest and matching knee high boots. With striking blue eyes and short, flowing red hair, Sally was a knockout by mobian standards with plenty of people longing to marry her.

The robot before her was only slightly taller than her, and while humanoid in shape, it lacked arms despite the somewhat long torso. Sally herself was out of tools, having used all of them just getting this far, but she recalled that this robot had not once opened fire with any form of hidden gun or blaster, meaning it must not have any distance weaponry either. She would have to face it head-on, and with physical combat.

The princess rushed her adversary, quickly going for the legs in an effort to simply trip it and run by. As Sally grew close, a coil suddenly fired from the front of the robot's body, slithering around her waist tightly. As she came to a halt, Sally tried to pull on the gradually tightening coil in an effort to release herself, but her attempts were halted as two more coils fired from the robot's torso.

"Ergh... Let me go!" cried out Sally as her wrists were wrapped by the coils, forcing her arms up over her head. Her demands fell on deaf ears as her middle was squeezed even more tightly, crushing any effort to speak. As the pain grew worse, another coil was launched at the bound girl, wrapping itself just under her boobs.

Sally squirmed in a desperate attempt to free herself from the crushing feeling that encompassed her waist and ribs, her short tail even wagging wildly about as she struggled, but she couldn't find the strength necessary. The squirrel girl was being crushed little by little as the coils didn't show any signs of stopping. However, her pain magnified even further as an electric charge surged through the coils.

"KYAAAAAAAGH!" Sally's body stiffened as the voltage poured into and throughout her body. Her stiffened figure began to jerk about, uncontrolled spasms taking over her despite her restricted movements. The torture finally subsided, enabling Sally's body to hang limply from her restraints. Steam poured from her body, evidence of her recent hardship.

The coils moved upwards, lifting the panting princess into the air as more coils fired at her. Wrapping around her neck and ankles, Sally's body was positioned spread eagle in the air. All of the coils all tightened further, causing her to choke and gasp for air. Squeezing wasn't her only problem as the coils all lowered aside from the one under her boobs, which instead raised higher. Sally was being bent backwards, only increasing the brutal pain rushing through her.

Mere moments of this torture passed before a popping sound came from Sally's spine, causing her to pass out from the pain. The robot began marching towards Eggman's fortress, still holding the unconscious girl in the air. Sally's eyes had rolled back, drool dripping from the corner of her open-hanging mouth.

Despite it all, one could only fathom the worse pain she would experience at the direct hands of the psychotic tyrant she was about to be presented to...

Bunny Beating

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"Did you remember everything?" a kind mother asked her daughter.

"Yep! I can't wait to visit Amy!" the daughter replied with a smile. The two were rabbit mobians, the mother being an endowed woman named Vanilla and the daughter being a young girl named Cream. Cream was preparing for a sleepover at Amy's, which was a perfect opportunity for Vanilla to go to her job.

"Mommy, are you going to work tonight?" Cream suddenly asked.

"Why yes, in fact I must head out in an hour."

"Will you be able to play tomorrow when I get home?"

"Of course I will. And I'll be coming home with some freshly-bought groceries. How does carrot cake sound?"

"It sounds great! I can't wait!" Cream giggled as she hugged her mother. However, a look of unease crossed Vanilla now that her face was out of eye shot. She had a very specific job, and tonight was supposed to be her worst night yet. However, she would do whatever it took to ensure her little Cream would live happily.

Cream left soon after, leaving Vanilla to her thoughts as she went to her bedroom. Looking at her reflection in a mirror, she began to strip. In only her panties, she took a moment to admire her figure. Her body had become quite toned as of late due to this job despite what was required of her. From her bottom dresser she pulled out an orange bunny girl outfit.

It was time.

A few miles outside the village was a public fighting arena, well known for pitting mobians and humans against one another for better or worse. Vanilla was scheduled to have a cage match with some foreign champion, and her contract still stood. Desperate for money at one point in her life, Vanilla signed a contract for five years requiring her to fight twice a week... And if she wanted paid, she had to show up in her sexy bunny outfit and lose. Badly.

The bunny woman went to the arena at the scheduled time and was escorted to the arena, ignoring the cat calls and whistles from the crowd. Vanilla knew she was nothing to these people, and the best response she could muster was denial of their presence. The cage door closed behind Vanilla as she walked across the mat to the other side, examining the metal coils that now contained her. She would likely be dragged out of this cage, but at least she would be providing for Cream.

Vanilla was snapped back to reality by the sound of the cage door closing once more. The rabbit woman turned to see her opponent, but was greeted by a left hook to her jaw that spun her back into the cage wall. Vanilla tried to recover but a booted foot swung up between her legs, smashing her crotch with a powerful soccer kick.

With a scream, Vanilla sunk to her knees. However her opponent grabbed her hair and pulled her up, pressing her back against the cage. Whoever her opponent was, she had incredibly long blonde hair tied into twin braids, her attire consisting entirely of red armored gloves and brown boots complete with a green high cut leotard.

The woman placed a hand on Vanilla's shoulder to steady her while she planted blow after blow into Vanilla's soft belly. Not only did it cause the rabbit's body to jump from each hit, it also resulted in her bouncing breasts threatening to pop out of her outfit with each strike. It would only be a matter of time before an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction would cripple her further.

"Ugh! Oogh! Uff! Ooh!" grunted Vanilla as the damage continued to build. However her opponent finally stopped long enough to lift her into the air. To Vanilla's horror, this was cut short when her body was slammed against the mat near the center of the arena. While downed, Vanilla took a few stomps to her chest for her troubles.

The blonde mounted Vanilla, pinning the rabbit woman's arms under her legs. After signalling to the cheering crowd, she began to unload brutal blows to Vanilla's breasts. Vanilla cried out in pain with every hit, unable to do anything to defend herself.  After another couple hits, the green-clad woman gripped Vanilla's head and slammed her against the mat a few times to disorient her.

Vanilla was rolled onto her stomach as her opponent lifted her limp arms while sitting on her lower back. The rabbit woman's arms were hooked over her knees, followed by two hands gripping her chin and pulling her upper body back in a painful camel clutch. Vanilla kicked her legs uselessly as she made her pain known to everyone in the arena. However, Vanilla's pained voice only caused the woman to tilt backwards, bending Vanilla's body further.

The woman released Vanilla, letting her upper body flop limply against the mat. Shifting her position to Vanilla's side, she began to ram her knee into the smaller woman's side. Vanilla groaned from the attacks, and after the fourth knee she was helped to her feet by her pulled hair. After a swift shot to the belly to make her bend over, Vanilla was soon placed in the vice grip of a headlock under her opponent's arm.

Vanilla stumbled about in her bent over position as her opponent walked around the mat, waving to the crowd as she basked in her dominance. Without warning the woman suddenly fell down to the mat, driving Vanilla's head into it with enough force to make her tumble forward, laying motionless on her back. With one hand on Vanilla's left breast and the other resting on her lower stomach, her body was firmly held down as the crowd counted.

"1... 2... 3... 4... 5!"

The bell sounded, heralding Vanilla's defeat. Lifting the beaten woman up into the air, the green-clad fighter merely chuckled. It was the easiest fight she had ever been in. However, Vanilla began to stir, signalling she was still conscious. Seeking to finish a fight she had already won, the victorious woman brought down Vanilla's weakened form across an outstretched knee, the sound of a crack followed by a pained scream filled the room.

The fighter looked down at Vanilla, who laid on her stomach with one hand on her lower back, tears beginning to flow from her eyes. Noticing some fans with cameras, the woman grabbed Vanilla by her long ears to lift her head and make her face the flashing mechanisms as countless photos were taken of her brutal demise.

Vanilla was dragged out of the arena and was tied to a stretcher, with the audience throwing popcorn and empty cups at her helpless form as she was carried out. Despite this, Vanilla could only smile, for she had ensured her daughter would be fed and happy tonight... And will willingly do so again in any matches to come.

[Cornered] Finer Than Diamond

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Her breasts heaved as the sublime figure of Rouge scooted back, trying to escape from what was possibly her most regretted decision yet. She had attempted to steal valuable gems from you, and paid a price greater than their monetary worth by crossing you. Rouge rolled over to her hands and knees, attempting to shake off her exhaustion and crawl away, her round butt swaying about as she weakly forced herself forward. Her tail waved back and forth in an almost hypnotic manner as Rouge moved, somehow having an amazing allure even while in such a weakened state... Or rather, more so because of said weakened state.

Rouge's progress was short-lived as you easily approached her and grabbed the back of her tight black spandex just above her tail as well as a handful of her hair, forcing the young woman to up to her feet. You lowered yourself as you snaked one arm between her legs, tightly gripping her thigh. Your other hand gripped her jaw, and as you straightened your body, Rouge found herself stretched across your shoulders as you effortlessly carried her around the room.

Pitiful groans escaped Rouge as you pulled down on her, bending her spine further. You offered her an ultimatum. Be your slave for an indefinite amount of time, or continue to suffer. She may be strong, but you have clearly outmatched her. Rouge whimpered out a weak agreement to your terms, only to be dumped to the floor on her already weakened back.

The thieving bat slowly worked her way to her knees, but a tight grip on the pink heart that adorned her highly-endowed chest forced her to her feet. With a quick slap across the face to ensure she was awake, you pressed Rouge back against a wall and looked into her hazy eyes, still holding her up by the front of her uniform.

You made your intentions to her clear, telling her directly all that she would have to do for you as your new pet. If your stipulations were not met, she would be severely punished however you felt necessary. Rouge visibly paled as you spoke, becoming more nervous with every word. Resisting meant more pain, however. The jewel thief was left with little option.

You released her, causing her to slide down the wall to a seated position. You watched as Rouge panted, her wonderful breasts bobbing within the barely-effective spandex of her suit. Sweat dripped from her face to her chest, soon becoming lost as it trailed into her soft valley. With but a moment's hesitation, Rouge leaned forward, supporting herself on two shaky hands and two equally unstable knees. Her breasts hung low and swayed as she struggled to keep herself up, but she made no effort to meet your gaze.

"I submit myself to you," Rouge whimpered as she kept her head lowered, her hands tightening into fists as she silently cursed her own weakness, "please do whatever you wish to me... M... Master..."

Ideas soared through your mind as you knelt before Rouge and lifted her chin to look into her eyes. Fear and pain had broken her willpower, but it was obvious that this was momentary, and she would likely use her wiles to escape at some point. She would need training, discipline... And fortunately, you had nothing but time to give Rouge all that and more.

She belonged to you now, with eyes prettier than emeralds and a figure finer than diamond.